a cure

Well I did it.

I found a cure for the hiccups.

Forget teaspoons of sugar & drinking water upside-down, 

this is the real deal: 

1st - Get yourself a fiance and a diamond ring.

2nd - He needs to be the one whose has the hiccups.

3rd - Put your ring in your pocket and tell him his 5-year-old niece took it and you're not sure where it is...

I promise his hiccups will go away,

right after he has a heart attack.