eaten alive

Alright, 

I understand if you spend 3 hours laying outside on the grass at the park in  

shorts 

and a T-shirt 

on a warm Utah night...

you're gonna get a couple mosquito bites.

alright you're gonna get a lot of mosquito bites.

I got a lot of mosquito bites.

but spending 20 minutes outside on the phone in the cold mountain air in
a jacket, 

pants,

and closed toed shoes??

I've got bites on my upper thighs for heavens sake!

How did they even get up there??

This is getting ridiculous mosquitos.

My O- does not taste that good.

I'm breaking out the bug spray next time boys.

This means war.