to whom this may concern.

Dear people who park next to me,

    Last night both of your cars were so snug on either side of my parking stall that upon situating my vehicle you only left me with two options:

Climb out of my trunk 

or

climb out my window.

I choose the latter.

It would have been funnier if the temperature had been above 35 at the time and it wasn't 12:30 AM.

Mostly it was just cold and late and I was tired.

Lets try not to replicate this situation anytime in the near future.

Best,
parking stall 210