boots

On Monday.
Me in boots that is.

Because Utah weather has got me all sorts of confused.

They told me it was supposed to be cold.

They told me there would be rain and thunder and lighting.

I said okay.

I said I have just the thing for that.

So I wore these:

I wore these because it was supposed to be chilly.

I wore these because it was supposed to be wet.

I wore these because it was supposed to

rain.

False alarm.

It was warm.

It was sunny.

And there wasn't a cloud in the sky.

ALL day long.

They lied.

Ergo I jumped in every puddle I could find just to spite them...

(whoever they are)