advice for the road

due to the fact that i am vacating the country within a matter of hours today i thought i might look up some extra travel advice, but to my delight i found these instead.  

Prepare to be enlightened: 
 

"I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them." 

           -Mark Twain
{16 girl dorm room here i come}

"When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money.  Then take half the clothes and twice the money."

           -Susan Heller
{tried. failed. alas i couldn't part with those last 5 blouses}

"There are only two emotions in a plane:  boredom and terror." 

           -Orson Welles

{bring on the 10+ hour plane ride}